“Puttin’ on the Ritz”

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Last week it was my Mum’s Birthday. Normally it’s quite tricky to think of nice things to do – my Mum is a very busy lady and doesn’t really like a lot of fuss; a spa day or manicure would actually be her worst nightmare.

In December I was hooked on watching “Inside Claridges” on BBC2 but there was no time to pop back to London let alone book a table anywhere. Instead I spied a jolly looking tea set in the dresser and decided to make a swish afternoon tea for her at home.

Mum's Birthday Tea

Mum’s Birthday Tea

Designing the menu didn’t take too long. She much prefers classic, simple flavours so I went with cheese & tomato and cucumber & cream cheese sandwiches. But, just for good measure I cut the crusts off and made them lengthways like they do at those fancy hotels – well that’s what I think it said in the documentary and in this lovely little book on Afternoon Tea from the Ritz.

Sarnies

She also likes a cake called “Morning Buns” which they only make at Jarrold‘s restaurant but I didn’t have the required 6 hours for the round trip to Norwich either and I suspect the recipe is a closely guarded secret! In their place I made some rock cakes from a Dan Lepard recipe and they turned out brilliantly and very close to what I wanted (I used 160g of sultanas and a dash of vanilla extract in my batch).

Rock Cakes

For a splash of colour I made some mini fruit tarts. I only had about an hour to make everything (so whipping up a batch of Crème Pâtissière was not an option). Instead I made a little bit of vanilla butter cream to put into the bottom of the tart shells – just enough to prevent the fruit from falling out! There wasn’t quite enough time to sieve the apricot jam or wash up the pastry brush after the egg washing either so I just encouraged the warmed, lumpy jam to vaguely cover the fruit with a teaspoon (ssshhh, I hope there are no Roux brothers reading this!). I think I got away with it, they tasted lovely and took a fraction of the time of the real thing:

Fresh Fruit TartsFruit Tarts

Makes 12

150g plain flour

75g of unsalted butter, diced

1 egg beaten

1 teaspoon of caster sugar

2-3 drops of vanilla extract

cold water to bind

For the buttercream:

50g of unsalted butter at room temperature

icing sugar to taste

2-3 drops of vanilla extract

For the topping:

1 tablespoon of apricot jam

2 kiwi fruits

handful of grapes (or any berry fruit you prefer)

1) Place the flour and the butter in a bowl and rub together with your finger tips until the mixture looks like fresh breadcrumbs and the butter is evenly distributed.

2) Stir in the sugar, vanilla and half of the beaten egg.

3) Slowly, adding a little at a time, pour in some cold water. Mix until the dough comes together.

4) Wrap the pastry in cling film and place in the fridge until you are ready to use it and to allow it to rest a little.

5) Dust the work surface with flour and then roll out the dough to about 5mm thickness and cut into circles using a fluted cutter.

6) When all the tart cases are ready for baking brush them with the remaining egg wash and bake at 150-170°C for 15-20minutes or until lightly golden.

7) Place them on a wire rack to cool while you make the butter cream and slice the fresh fruit.

8) Mix the butter with a fork as you add dessertspoonfuls of icing sugar (I used about 2) and beat well after each addition until smooth. Taste it to check it is sweet enough and then mix in the vanilla extract.

9) When the pastry shells are cool place a small amount of the butter cream (about 1/2 a teaspoonful) into each one and then top with the sliced fruits.

10) Gently warm the jam (and sieve it if you have time) and brush the jam over the fruit to glaze.

11) Serve immediately

Fruit Tarts

Finally; the Birthday cake. Mum and Dad are still swamped in festive leftovers, there’s over half a Christmas cake still knocking around so I thought making a whole sponge cake would be decidedly unhelpful at this point. Instead I made individual muffin sized sponges, flavoured with caraway seeds and topped with lemon icing. A single candle in each one signified the celebration.

Seed Cake Birthday Cake!

Everything was washed down with lashings of tea from a proper pot and afterwards we escaped to St. Mary Mead by watching Miss Marple DVDs… but now I’m thinking we should have been watching Jeeves and Wooster instead – check this out Mum you’ll love it:


Boxing Day Sandwich Designer of the Year 2012!

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Boxing Day Sandwich Design Competition 2012Firstly; THANK YOU!!! to everyone who entered this competition, we had some amazing designs and it was very difficult to choose the winner.

Another big thank you also goes to all of you who watched and shared the YouTube video, liked and shared Facebook reminders and for all your wonderful RTs on Twitter – without you social media dudes we wouldn’t have been able to do it. xxx

So, without further ado….I am pleased to announce that the miriamnice.com Boxing Day Sandwich Designer of the Year Award 2012 goes to:

Zara

Zara Gardner

who won with her “Merry Mushroom Melty” Sandwich

Congratulations!

Zara

What the judges said: “Sounds really tasty”, “would like to be at Zara’s house where there’s leftover ale and homemade bread!”

Well done Zara! I’m totally gonna make one of these this week!

We had some smashing runners up too:

Sarah

Sarah

Runner Up: Sarah’s “Euro Teaser”

Raj

Raj

Runner Up: Raj’s “Turkey Tikka”

Hayley

Hayley

Runner Up: Hayley’s “The Fabulous Vegetarian Tree Topped Roll”

Congratulations to the winners and runners up and thank you again to everyone who sent in designs, here are a few more delicious ideas:

Bradley

Bradley’s “Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich”

Helen

Helen’s “Big Boxing Basco Bagel”

Jon

Jon’s “Raiders of the Lost Fridge Bagel”

Richard

Richard’s “Nice to Meat you”

I ran this competition in association with Total Greek Yoghurt (who very kindly donated the prizes and tweeted like mad on our behalf!) to raise awareness of my chosen charity Action Against Hunger. The competition was centered around using up leftovers from all of our wonderful yuletide feasting so it felt right to set up a page on Just Giving to ask people to donate to those for whom leftovers aren’t really a thing. Please do give what you can by clicking on the “sponsor me” button below. And here is some more information on how Action Against Hunger use your donations.

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Happy New Year!

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Happy New Year!

Have you recovered? Are the resolutions in full swing? What are they? I’ve gone for the following challenging three:

• learn French
• get fit
• blog once a week

Stop laughing please, I am fully aware that they sound almost impossible, but what else am I going to do in 2013?
Last year had so much hype and press (with all those Jubilympics) that 2013 has turned up as a bit of a surprise; so some tough resolutions is surely the least we can do.

So far I haven’t made a start on the first 2 (excuse alert) as my French language CDs and jogging bottoms are in London and I am in Nottinghamshire until the weekend. I have, however made a start on the final resolution; to blog once a week and in a wild, yet rare display of organisation I have planned a whole year of weekly blog posts and this is the first one!
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This little blue book is full of blog post themes and their deadline, with a small space underneath for notes. The themes you can look forward to this year (you lucky things!) include “Breakfasts” in March, “Melons” in August and “Bay Leaves” in November!

After my resolutions were committed to paper it was time to revel in the last few hours of 2012.
It all started out very sensibly, Richard and I had a lovely dinner at our friend Tom’s house. Tom made the main course; a Jamie Oliver menu of rack of lamb, hummus, flat breads, couscous and harissa yoghurt.

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In return we brought a Delia Smith style crumble with some festive trimmings. I love crumble but sometimes serving it with a sea of custard or a slab of ice cream isn’t snazzy enough for a dinner party, and anyway, why should the turkey get all the fuss?

Trimmings for Apple Crumble:

1) Berry Cream:
Gently heat the contents of a 300g punnet of frozen mixed berries with 2 tablespoons of water until simmering. Pass the fruit through a sieve and leave to cool. Whip 300ml of double cream and fold in the fruit purée. Sweeten to taste with a little icing sugar and refrigerate until needed.

2) Whisky and Ginger Jellies:
Put 3 leaves of gelatine into a bowl of cold water to soften. Mix together 300ml of Whisky and Ginger Beer (the ratio is up to you). Put a little of the cocktail into a saucepan with the gelatine and heat (stirring continuously) until dissolved. Add the rest of the whisky and ginger to the gelatine mixture, stir and pour into a shallow dish. Leave to set in the fridge and then cut into squares.

3) White Chocolate Florentines:
Line a baking tray with foil and set aside. Melt 100g of white chocolate and drop small spoonfuls of it onto the foil and spread out a little to form small discs. Before it sets top each one with a few nuts or pieces of dried fruit. Leave somewhere cool and dry to set hard before peeling them from the foil to serve.

All the trimmings can be made the night before or if you feel like rushing around the kitchen like headless chickens (as we did) you can make everything whilst the crumble cooks and cools.

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After our huge dinner we still had time to join a party and bungle the lyrics of Auld Lang Syne at the top of our merry voices!

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Christmas in Wales

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Seasons Greetings!

I hope everyone has had a wonderful time!

Richard and I were in Wales this year with his family and despite the floods we had a warm and cosy Christmas. Richard’s Mum did an excellent job of the Christmas Cake, Decorations and the Turkey Dinner and Richard’s Dad expertly dug up a Christmas Tree and smoked a salmon!

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On the night we arrived there was a big party with all their friends from the area. We had an enormous buffet, sing along and a performance from a skiffle band!

By Boxing Day the leftovers were piling up from all the revelling so we all made sandwiches…

Massive hint alert!

There’s still time to enter the Boxing Day Sandwich Competition which I’m running with Total Greek Yoghurt, you’ve got until the 6th of January to draw or photograph your sandwich design.

The first prize is my ultimate sandwich making kit worth £50 – perfect if one of your resolutions for 2013 is to take a packed lunch during the week. All the details for the competition are here along with the downloadable template. It’s free to enter but please do give generously to the charity Action Against Hunger.

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Happy Sandwich Making and a Happy New Year!

xxx

Getting Festive

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It’s the first weekend in December so I have been given permission to put up the decorations!

I’ve been itching to get the baubles and crepe paper out ever since I spied a thrifty Christmas tree alternative out the window, in the form of a rather enthusiastic shoot on the bay tree in the front garden. It’s the perfect Christmas tree shape (in my eyes anyway) and I thought if we lopped it off our housemates might think we’ve been busy doing some really helpful garden pruning (two birds, one stone – hurrah!) ..and bay smells great, triple win!

Christmas Tree

Bay Christmas Tree

I decided that putting up the tree (albeit a few hacked off branches set in a tin filled with plaster of paris) should be celebrated with a festive treat. I often turn to Great British Chefs when I want inspiration for a special meal. Their recipes are easy to follow and their website and apps have some wonderful foodie photography.

For a festive lunch for us hard working streamer-hangers; I whipped this up from their Christmas collection:

Salad of smoked trout with horseradish crème fraîche by Geoffrey Smeddle

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Ingredients

  • 8 small smoked trout fillets
  • 4 tbsp of crème fraîche
  • 1 tbsp of horseradish cream
  • 1 lemon, juiced
  • 1 pinch of paprika
  • 200g of mixed salad leaves
  • 1 cooked beetroot, sliced
  • 1 lemon, cut into wedges
  • olive oil

1. Ensure the trout fillets are trimmed and cleaned
and the skin is removed. Check for small pin
bones, removing them with tweezers

2. Place the fillets on a plate, cover with cling film and refrigerate until later

3. Stir the horseradish cream into the crème fraîche, adding paprika and lemon juice to taste

4. Arrange slices of the beetroot in the middle of the plate

5. Arrange the smoked trout fillets on serving
dishes. Dress the leaves with some olive oil and a squeeze of lemon juice

6. Arrange the leaves beside the fish fillets and spoon on a generous dollop of the horseradish crème fraîche, either on the fish itself or just to one side

7. Serve with a wedge of lemon on the side to squeeze over the fish, and eat at once

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I’ve tried this recipe with hot smoked salmon and the combination is still fantastic. The crème fraîche with horseradish is wonderful with smoked fish and I stained the lemon juice and olive oil dressing with beetroot to adorn the plate as much as the tree!

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Competition Time

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This year I’ve teamed up with Total Greek Yoghurt to bring you my Boxing Day Sandwich Competition!

Click on the present below or on the Competition page above to find out more.

Boxing Day Sandwich Design Competition 2012FAGE TOTAL Classic And please give generously to Action Against Hunger UK by clicking on the “Sponsor me” button at the bottom of the page.

Thank you xxx

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Say it with Cake

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First, an apology. I promised a fellow Platter user that I would post my Avocado & hazelnut cakes recipe following this picture but I completely forgot! Sorry.

Chocolate, Avocado & Hazelnut

Chocolate, Avocado & Hazelnut Cakes

Follow Delia Smith’s all-in-on sponge recipe but replace butter for the same weight of avocado (which you blend to a smooth purée) and a heaped tablespoon of cocoa powder. Spoon into bun cases and bake for 15 – 20 minutes.
The quenelle-like piles of icing are made from ground hazelnuts, a tablespoon of cocoa powder and it’s sweetened with a tablespoon of golden syrup and about 20g of butter….or you could just use nutella!

This week has seen much more cake than a few chocolate buns. Right now it appears to be everyone’s birthday! Ok, well not quite everyone but 3 very lovely ladies I know.

Cinnamon Buns

First it was Ruth’s turn (who I met through Richard when they performed together last year in Othello at the Rose on Bankside) and a surprise brunch birthday party. I knew there was going to be a birthday cake there but I still felt I should bring something to the table. In times of brunch, bread based products are always a winner and if a culinary question is ever bread related I expect Dan Lepard will have the right answer. So, I made his Cinnamon Buns and they turned out wonderfully- thanks Dan!!

Cinnamon Buns

Have a go at them too, I highly recommend it: Dan Lepard’s Cinnamon Buns Recipe

Set Design Cake

That same day, straight from the surprise brunch we hopped over the Thames to see Rhodora (my stylist!) and celebrate her birthday too. She’s all about the stage management right now, so it was obvious to us that she needed to have a set design cake!

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Photo 25-11-2012 16 15 04The base is chocolate fudge cake (recipe from Victoria Glass) and then the icing is Mary Berry’s Sacher Torte topping (including the apricot jam) . The flats were made from chocolate and chocolate fingers and the backdrop and proscenium arch are made from the ginger bread husbands recipe in this book from the Ritz Hotel.

 

Stained glass using boiled sweets
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Word of warning; if you want to make the cinnamon buns and the theatre cake one evening, just so you know, start early. We didn’t get to work until go 10pm so it was getting on for 2:30am when we finally hit the hay.


Colouring-in Party

No time to rest, the next day was Helen’s birthday! Helen is an animation director, so a slice of sponge cake and a DVD just wouldn’t do. So I made her a woodland colouring in party! First I decorated our living room using tissue paper and branches from the garden. I made some cardboard owls and then I painted trees onto disposable paper tablecloths with black poster paint and stuck them on the walls.

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silver birch tree

Next I drew some woodland creatures onto white plates using these pens which become dishwasher safe if baked at 170C. Hurrah. For dinner I poached chicken, mashed potato and steamed some cauliflower so that the meal would be comprised of white food. I did this so that she could colour in her meal with a palette of sauces.

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It sort of worked and tasted pretty jolly, even if it looked a little bizarre! The sauces I made were (clockwise from top to bottom) Beetroot & Cream Cheese Purée, Roasted Red Pepper Pesto, Spiced Carrot Purée, Saffron Mayonnaise, Salsa Verde and Black Olive Tapenade.

I felt she hadn’t worked quite hard enough for her meal so she had to colour in the leaves on her birthday cake too!

Helen in icing mode

Finished Cake

Happy Birthday Everyone!

Me & Helen, and some Owls!

Trick or Treat?

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I felt strangely obliged to bake the treats for the trick or treaters this year instead of just picking up a pack of something at the shops. This was in part, due to the fact that I felt as a food writer I should make everything myself (one of many self inflicted pressures) but also the guilt I still feel for the year I completely forgot about it and had to resort to giving the kids unripe plums from the fruit bowl whilst fiercely crossing my fingers that the front of our house would escape a thorough egging!

The recipe I chose was this one for Sugar Cookies. It’s a great, basic biscuit recipe that makes a really large quantity from just 1 egg. The biscuits can be flavoured with nuts, fruit or chocolate chips before baking if you like and if you cut them out with fancy cookie cutters they hold their shape really well. Be warned, they are incredibly sweet so make sure you’ve got loads of people round to share them with.

Sugar Cookies

200 g unsalted butter, at room temperature
400 g plain flour

280 g caster sugar
¼ teaspoon vanilla extract
1 egg
a pinch of salt
½ teaspoon cream of tartar

1) Rub the flour and the butter together with your fingers until it all looks like fresh breadcrumbs.

2) Mix the egg and the sugar together in another in a bowl with a fork and when it is really well combined add it to the flour mixture.

3) Add all the other ingredients and knead together with your hands to form a smooth dough.

4) Roll the dough out on a lightly floured surface with a rolling pin until it is about ½ a centimetre thick. Cut into shapes.

5) Place your biscuits on a baking sheet lined with a piece of greaseproof paper/baking parchment and bake at 150° C for about 15 minutes (until they are lightly golden at the edges – keep an eye on them).

6) Let them cool in the tin for a few minutes before carefully transferring them to a wire rack.

7) Decorate with icing or sandwich together with butter-cream.

I decorated mine with plain and coloured icing then topped with spooky decorations. To make the spiders and creepy crawlies pipe small “v’s” onto a piece of tin foil using melted chocolate to make the legs and leave to set hard. Ice the biscuits and set aside until almost dry. Top with a jelly sweet for insects or a chocolate for spiders and carefully peel the chocolate legs off the tin foil and stick into the biscuit.

It felt like a continuous stream of knocks and shouts all evening. After a rough count up I think gave out about 50 biscuits (which I had not anticipated) so I had to keep running to the kitchen to ice and decorate more to satisfy the seemingly ravenous ghouls and ghosts at the door. I finally collapsed on the sofa with a glass of wine at about 9 o’clock and considered possible holiday destinations for next Hallowe’en!

 

Shakespeare by squash light!

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Richard seemed a bit down in the dumps yesterday. On top of the stress of a new job I’d kindly given him my cold and flu like symptoms so he was in need of some cheering up.

My cold was getting better so I thought it was time to get up off the sofa and gently get back in the kitchen and plan a cheerful cozy evening for when Rich came home. If I am ever going to do anything even vaguely properly it starts with a doodle and from my doodling came the idea for a Shakespeare Marathon! Rich got the DVD box set of the BBC Shakespeare Collection and he has a candle holder in the shape of the Globe theatre so that’s the (totally cheapo) entertainment and decorations sorted!

Now to the food. I still wasn’t feeling 100% so hoped we had enough stuff in to avoid going outside…

…in the fridge I found a couple of gem squashes, a bag of fresh mint, 3 bendy carrots, and a chunk of swede of questionable age….the real makings of a romantic meal. Press on.

I decided to roast the squash and then use the skins as edible bowls for a Risotto, how kitsch!

Autumn Vegetable Risotto

2 gem squashes, halved, seeds removed

1/3 of a swede (approx) peeled and diced

3 carrots, peeled and diced

2 celery sticks, diced

1 small white onion, diced

Olive oil

Black pepper

100g of risotto rice

1 garlic clove, crushed

1/2 litre of chicken stock

50ml milk

1 egg yolk

30-40g of cheshire cheese, finely grated

1/4 teaspoon of ground nutmeg

Parmesan cheese

Fresh parsley and mint

Salt

1) Start by placing your squashes, cut side up in a roasting dish. Drizzle with olive oil and season with freshly ground black pepper. Roast in a hot oven (around 200°C) for 45 minutes or until they are starting to caramelise at the edges and the flesh is soft all the way through. Leave to one side to cool.

2) Fry the onion, carrots, celery, and swede in a large, shallow pan just until they start to soften. Add the rice and fry for another 30 seconds or so.

3) Add about a cup of boiling water and stir vigorously.

4) Once the water has all been absorbed add the garlic and a cup of the chicken stock. Allow that addition of stock to absorb before adding another.

5) Repeat until all the stock has been incorporated, add the milk in the same way and then mix in the egg yolk.

6) Scoop the flesh from the squash with a teaspoon or a melon baller and stir into the risotto.

7) Fold in the cheshire cheese and the nutmeg and add salt and pepper to taste.

I had planned to serve the risotto inside the squash skins but they seemed particularly tough and the flesh cleaned out so easily I decided to wash them up, dry them and use them as candle holders, squash light; that’s a thing right?

8) Serve the risotto with loads of chopped mint, parsley and generous gratings of parmesan cheese….and in a dish, sssshh!

Right, pudding. Rich loves mint. So much so he has a packet of extra strong mints on him at all times, so I knew it was the flavour I needed in the dessert. I wanted to make a cake but didn’t have the energy for anything fancy (and there was very little icing sugar in the cupboard) but I had an egg white left over from the risotto so I thought I’d have a bash at crystallising.

Wholemeal Chocolate Cake with Mint Buttercream and Crystallised Mint Leaves

16 mint leaves, washed and patted dry with kitchen towel

1 egg white

2 tablespoons of caster sugar

Start by brushing the mint leaves with a very thin layer of egg white on both sides. Then cover them with the caster sugar, use more if you need to. Lay them on a piece of greaseproof or wire rack for at least 3 hours or overnight to dry.

For the cake

100g of wholemeal flour

20g of cocoa

140g of caster sugar

1 teaspoon of baking powder

40g of butter (at room temperature)

100ml milk

20ml of strong coffee (an espresso will do nicely)

1 egg, beaten

1) Put the flour, cocoa and sugar into a bowl and rub in the butter with your finger tips until it is well dispersed and sandy. Stir in the baking powder.

2) Mix the milk with the egg and slowly pour into the bowl with the flour mixture to make a smooth batter, whisking continuously. Keep whisking as you add the coffee.

3) Pour the mixture into a small, square cake tin lined with baking paper and greased with a little butter.

4) Bake at 170°C for 20 minutes or until the sponge springs back if pressed. Leave to cool on a wire rack.

Once cooled I covered the cake in a thin layer of mint buttercream made from about a tablespoon of butter and precisely the amount of icing sugar I had (which wasn’t very much) a few drops of peppermint essence and a cheeky splash of green food colouring. Then I cut the cake into squares, dusted with extra cocoa powder and topped each one with a crystallised mint leaf.

For a final flourish I hurled together some questionable cocktails of gin, white rum, chopped mint, sugar syrup and ice (in quantities I cannot remember) and sat down to watch Felicity Kendal in Twelfth Night.

Me: “So how did you feel about your cheer-up-dinner last night Rich?”

Rich: “Cheered up”

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Visit to the Laundry Yard

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Visits to Hampshire are always food centred, with such wonderful produce everywhere how could they not be?

Last weekend Richard and I headed over to spend time with my brother Jon & my sister-in-law Em. It all began with a trip to The Vyne where they were holding an autumnal festival in their walled gardens.

There was plenty of opportunity to sample local apple varieties, eat a pile of fresh Hampshire fudge and watch Em’s mum’s bees in action.


Next stop, perry making with Jon using up some windfall pears and a few cheeky apples.

It was all hands on deck to get all the fruit scrubbed cored and juiced.


I was slightly disappointed that we can’t drink it for another few months but that was quickly solved with a generous glass (or three) of Jon’s alcoholic ginger beer! Once the perry was done it was off into Em’s studio to learn how to make a cobnut quilt.
Tipsy is perhaps not the best state to be in when quilting but you do worry less about the neatness of your stitches!

 

Em is the co-founder of the Laundry Yard website, I highly recommend that you stop by, you can find out how to make the cobnut quilt too (sober or otherwise) and they have also asked me to review a cook book for them every month, as I have one or two…

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